More curries needed

LeGuin's first game at Ibrox was against a rubbish Dundee United team that have only one once it seventeen games.

I cannot believe it but we did not win. I am not sure if it was the manager's fault, the players but I think it is more likely to be the lack of curries. A lot of players like curries and they must be missing them.

The same team played that won at Motherwell so we should have won again, especially at Ibrox.

Before the game there was a big display of cards that looked like Scottish and French flags. LeGuin must have thought it was brilliant. Maybe he will change his mind and let the players have curries.

There was lots of singing in the ground. It was so loud I wasn't sure what people where singing so I can't say if there was any sectarian signing, but I doubt it as Rangers fans are the best in the world. Celtic fans might have got awards but we are the people.

Some shots from both sides missed but Buffel was not involved. Then he got involved with a brilliant cross but Adam missed it, twice.

Buffel didn't do very much for the a while until about half way through the first half when he sent in a brilliant cross, but again the shot was a miss.

Rangers had lots of the ball in the rest of this half but Buffel didn't get the ball much so we didn't score.

I think Buffel is brilliant and he should get the ball all the time.

The second half started the same as the first ended, with Buffel not being given the ball. I think a lot of the players are jealous of him. Maybe he is sneaking off for a curry and the other players want one.

Oh I forgot Dundee United had scored in the first half, nothing to do with Buffel.
Well they scored again in the second half and again Buffel was not involved.
Then Rangers scored but Buffel didn't get a touch because it was Chris Burke, who had just come on. Buffel probably hadn't notice he was on the park yet, that's why he wasn't involved in the goal. But it was a brilliant move by the manager, sneak on Chris Burke while Dundee United are busy marking Buffel and that let him score. So I guess Buffel was involved, he's brilliant.

Rangers should have had a penalty, Boyd had a shot on goal but a Dundee United player got in the way so the ball went wide. A stonewall penalty if you ask me, for getting in the way.

Then Dundee United scored a goal for Rangers which was deserved because we didn't get a penalty earlier and so it was the right thing to happen.

Buffel eventually got the ball near the end and almost scored a brilliant goal, but he didn't, but he nearly did.

I have to ask why did Buffel not get the ball more often? Do the other players not like him?
I think the manager needs to let all the players get curries if they want them, so players like Buffel don't have to sneak out to get them at night.